Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - Posts

Don't vote Peretz or Sharon, vote for Sauerkraut.

Its about time Israeli's can really make a dramatic change and influence the face and nature of this beleaguered country. If the Israeli voter is looking for security against the likes of bird flu and other antisemitic viruses that are trying to invade our country, Sauerkraut according to Japanese researchers could be the answer. Eleven out thirteen birds with Avian flu got better after eating a food similar to Sauerkraut . Sauerkraut would also reduce the costs of our health system, because those eating 4 or more portions of Sauerkraut each week have much less chance of brest or bowel cancer. So Sauerkraut would mean less influenza and cancer which would have a direct influence on our economy. It would also revive Israeli agriculture, instead of high tech, growing cabbages would be the next best profession. Can you imagine, instead of  a Jewish mothers dream of her children becoming doctors or lawyers,  saurkrauting could be the profession of the future and  gain the admiration and respect of every Jewish mamma throughout the world. . So if you are pondering about which political party to vote for in the next elections and you are in a pickle, sit down and digest some Sauerkraut,  every time you eat this wonderful condiment you are surely contributing to a more secure and wealthier State of Israel.

So if your choice is between  a cabbage or a pickle, I can only pray to G-d and hope that the electorate in the next elections in Israel will influence in bringing peace, social justice and economic security to our region.

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