Monday, February 06, 2006 - Posts

Rocket Maker Wanted

The Islamic Jihad is looking for a new rocket maker to fill the post of the now ex recently deceased previous rocket maker who has just bumped into an Israeli rocket, and had to quit his job without giving any notice. 

Job description:

Make rockets to fire on as many  innocent Jews as possible.

Qualifications:

Probably Muslim, hates Jews, dislikes western cartoons, enjoys murdering babies and pregnant women, hates Tony Blair, hates Bush, hates Denmark, hates France, hates Germany,  hates most people not of the Muslim faith, and knows how to make deadly rockets. 

Hobbies

Murder, terrorism, rioting, burning western embassies, kidnapping, and  Koran

Duration of Position

Short term position

 

 

 

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